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ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Ua makemake nui ʻo ia iā ia a ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e leʻaleʻa iā ia me kahi pāʻani wahine a me kona waha, a i ka hopena ua lawe ʻo ia i kahi dick nui. Manaʻo wau ʻo kāna ala ia e uku ai, akā ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole maikaʻi.