ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
ʻO wai ka mea kānalua i ka hānai ʻana o nā makua kāne i kā lākou kaikamahine? He ʻokoʻa nā ʻano hana a kēlā me kēia kanaka. He ʻano koʻikoʻi paha ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā ia ma ka ʻāʻī, akā ʻo ka liʻiliʻi loa e hoʻomaopopo ʻo ia ʻo ka makuakāne ke alakaʻi a ʻo kāna dick wale nō ke lawe ʻia ma ka waha o kēia hale. He kauoha. A ʻo ka sperm āna i pana ai i loko o kona maka e hōʻoluʻolu i ka hoʻomanaʻo o ke kaikamahine.
ʻO ka wehewehe ʻana i nā hana moe kolohe ma ke kumuhana o ka trilogy 50 Shades kaulana. Ua hoʻoholo ke kōkua e pāʻani me kona haku ma ke komo ʻana i nā mea a pau a me ka ʻeleʻele: nā kāmaʻa, kahi mask. ʻO ka hoʻokiʻekiʻe ʻana i kāna hoki kiʻekiʻe, hōʻike pololei ʻo ia i kāna mea e makemake ai ma hope.
He luna wale nō i manaʻoʻiʻo ʻole i ka waha