ʻO nā mea a pau i loko o kēia ʻohana ma o ka hoki - paʻi ka makuakāne i ke kaikamahine, omo ka makuahine i ke keiki kāne. A i mea e hoʻopaʻa hou ai ke kāne i kāna wahine, pono ʻo ia e hoʻowalewale i kāna kaikamahine. Me he mea lā ua huikau lākou i ka mea nāna i hoʻopaʻa i ka wai, akā naʻe, aia nā mea a pau i ke ʻano o ka New Year a ua lawa ka pussy no kēlā me kēia.
He kanaka haʻuki ʻoniʻoni maoli kēia, ʻala ʻo ia e like me ka moekolohe. E nānā i nā mea e hiki ai i nā kāne ke hana i nā hale haʻuki, no laila, mai hoʻokuʻu i kāu wahine e hele nui i ka hale haʻuki. E hoʻopau lākou i kā lākou puʻu. He mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi kēlā, e hana nui ʻo ia i nā poses.
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Fuck, makemake loa au i koʻu kaikunāne e hoʻopaʻa iaʻu, ʻoʻoleʻa loa.