ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
He ʻelemakule a momona ke kanaka, paʻakikī iā ia ke hoʻokō i kēlā ʻano holoholona hihiu! Manaʻo wau he ʻelua mau kāne ʻōpio e kōkua iā ia. No laila, loaʻa paha i ke kupuna kāne nā kuʻekuʻe e like me ka reindeer!