ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
No laila, i ka wā e hiki mai ana, e lawe nā kamepiula i ka uku mai nā mea kūʻai aku a hāʻawi i nā wahine hoʻokamakama e fuck. He mea hoihoi i ka lolo lolouila e hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoki a hoʻopaʻa i ka brunette, ʻaʻole naʻe e mimi i kona waha. Manaʻo wau e ʻumi ana ʻo ia iā ia, ʻaʻole naʻe. ʻIke ʻia ua ʻike kekahi kanaka makua ʻaʻohe mea nāna e omo a hoʻopaʻa i kāna ʻiʻo i loko o ka ʻiʻo - i loko o ka hui kūpono he mauvais ton.
He aha ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ke kaikamahine i kahi wikiō makua? Pololei kēnā! ʻElua mau kaikamahine slender wale nō.
ʻAʻole no ka poʻe aloha i nā ʻano puffy ka wikiō, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o nā mea hana keaka.
Koho ka mea paʻi kiʻi i nā kiʻi hoihoi loa no ka mea nānā.
Ma ka laulā, hāʻawi wau i kahi māka kiʻekiʻe "