Nani lakou! He aha kā lākou mau umauma pu. E ka hoa, ʻo wau paha i kou kāmaʻa! He ʻiʻo kā lākou i ka ʻai ʻana a me ka palu ʻana i kāna dick, laki kekahi poʻe. ʻO kēia mau brunettes he mau ʻuʻuku maoli ka pulu a pōloli no ke komo ʻana. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole wahaheʻe nā kaikamahine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e lawe i ka manaʻo ponoʻī iā lākou iho, a eia lākou he ikaika loa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai ʻo Tyler Nixon, akā manaʻo wau pono wau e aʻo i ka hoʻokani pila no kēia ʻano leʻaleʻa.
ʻAʻole ʻo ka wahine puʻupaʻa wale nō, he hoki momona kona. Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomaopopo loa i ke kumu i hoihoi nui ai ke kāne i ka hoʻokomo ʻana iā ia i loko o ka anus! Pehea e pale aku ai i ka hoʻowalewale ʻana e hoʻokuʻu i kahi hoki momona. Akā ʻike ʻole ʻia nā umauma nani, e hana maoli wau i kāna dick ma waena o lākou.
E ke kanaka, wela kēlā!