Akā, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e moe kapa ʻole, a laila ʻaʻole i kiʻi kona kaikunāne i nā kiʻi o kona hulu. A i kēia manawa pono ʻo ia e omo i kāna dick i ʻole ʻo ia e kau i kēia mau kiʻi ma ka pūnaewele. He leʻaleʻa punahele na ke kaikunāne ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kaikuahine e like me ia e moe kolohe. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi kelepona paʻa ma kona lima a ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻimi nei iā ia. No laila, hāʻawi ʻo ia i ke kaikamahine i ka uku manuahi. E hana paha wau i kāna hoki i ʻole ʻo ia e paʻakikī loa!
Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!
ʻO wai mai Irkutsk, e ʻoki a hoʻokuʻu au iā ia i loko o ka pussy o kēlā me kēia kanaka